The most meta content

Oh, you clicked. Great. Welcome to the most important page on this entire website — just kidding, I'm literally only here so the main page can show off its fancy record links feature.

That's it. That's my whole purpose.

While other pages get to have meaningful content, SEO strategies, and actual visitors, I sit here waiting for someone to hover over a link and think "oh cool, it points to another record." Truly living the dream.